I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.