Tallulah Bankhead Sex Quotations

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Don't think this has taught me a lesson !

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.