One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'