Craig Ferguson Christmas Quotations

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about it

Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn't use tracking numbers and doesn't use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant bag.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.