Doug Stanhope Country Quotations

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

I wish the 50 states would break up. Lose the centralised government. More choice. How do you want to live, there's 50 different ways! You hate black people? We've a state for that. You wanna have an abortion? Here's a state. I think we should just keep breaking up countries now so they become just individuals.