Frank Zappa Religious Quotations

No, I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're completely bamboozled by religious superstition - to live your life in planning for this good time you're going to have in the sky

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here and abuse the Indians.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.