Joan Rivers Children Quotations
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Children Quotes from:
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- Maria Montessori
- Bible Bible
- Pope Francis
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Michael Jackson
- Rajneesh
- Bill Cosby
- George W Bush
- Marianne Williamson
- Erma Bombeck
- George Bernard Shaw
- Hillary Clinton
- Marian Wright Edelman
- Fred Rogers
- Mother Teresa
- C S Lewis
- Jodi Picoult
- Maurice Sendak
- Neil Gaiman
- Charles Spurgeon
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Thinking Quotes
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.
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Airplane Quotes
What could be nicer than to have three horrible children behind you in an airplane, and the next set, you go onstage and you talk about how much you despise the children and what you would like to do to them on an airplane? That's the only time I would gladly take a terrorist on. It'd be worth it to get rid of these children.