Karl Pilkington Mean Quotations

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean...

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.