Kin Hubbard Way Quotations

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.