Kinky Friedman Want Quotations

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.