Pat Paulsen Government Quotations

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.