Pat Paulsen Men Quotations

I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'