Famous Quotes & Sayings

Antonin Artaud

Without sarcasm I sink into chaos.

Alexis Ohanian

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

Jane Austen

You have delighted us long enough.

Ashleigh Brilliant

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

Ashleigh Brilliant

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Eddie Izzard

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

Eddie Izzard

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

Benjamin Franklin

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.

David Trimble

The one thing I can assure you is that I'm not going to do a Prescott.

Diana Ross

One thing you cannot control is nature.

Elizabeth Moon

One thing nobody can do better than you is be you.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

[L]ife isn't one thing after another, it's the same thing over and over

Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else.

Andrew Mason

One thing I've come to learn about myself is that I have to keep going.

Alex Ebert

I'm pretty freelance. A freelance meditator. I float from one thing to the other.

Ted Nugent

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Freedom is one thing. You have it all or you are not free.

Burton Cummings

I can put up a blog in 10 seconds.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have had all I can stand of not taking myself seriously.

Cat Deeley

I can't dance at all by myself.

Charlotte Rampling

I can occupy myself quite easily with what's going on inside me.

Charlie Watts

I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I can.

Bill Johnson

I can't afford to have thoughts in my head about me that God doesn't have in His.

Bernie Mac

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Bob Saget

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

Ed Koch

I can explain it to you, but I can't comprehend it for you.