Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jon Scieszka

When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast.

Chelsea Peretti

When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't remember how old she was at the time, but she just had this edgy hour that had so much funny stuff in it, and she was so fearless. If you only watch her on the red carpet, you don't get a sense of what a legendary standup comedian she is.

Michael Keaton

When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.

Miles Teller

When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny.

Sam Claflin

When I was in high school, I was a bad singer. I mean, all my early acting was musical theater, and my first ever show was 'Jesus Christ Superstar.' Everyone's familiar with it. I played priest number 3 and sang so out of tune that it's not even funny.

Nicky Hilton

When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.

Romola Garai

When I was a child, I always wanted to be funny and to please people in my family. As you grow up that instinct becomes more refined, but it's still there.

Princess Anne

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

Princess Anne

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

Bode Miller

Arousal-control has been an issue for me since the beginning of my career.

Dave Navarro

I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know.

Douglas Coupland

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Douglas Coupland

You can't fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal.

Rick Warren

God made every one of us a sexual being, and that is good. Attraction and arousal are the natural, spontaneous, God-given responses to physical beauty, while lust is a deliberate act of the will.

Hanna Rosin

Ever since viewing screens entered the home, many observers have worried that they put our brains into a stupor. An early strain of research claimed that when we watch television, our brains mostly exhibit slow alpha waves - indicating a low level of arousal, similar to when we are daydreaming.

P. J. O'Rourke

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Malcolm Gladwell

Arousal leaves us mind-blind.

William S. Burroughs

Sexual arousal results from the repetition and impact of image.

Janis Joplin

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

Janis Joplin

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.

Deion Sanders

You don't go from a Yugo to a Benz, back to a Yugo.

Bud Collins

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

Kristin Scott Thomas

You have to think about whether that Mercedes-Benz you have is actually worth how much it costs to you.

P. J. O'Rourke

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Kanye West

Having a Rolex or a Benz is not something that actually represents your success because there’s always something more expensive to buy. Success is really being able to do things for others as well as the people around you and yourself.