Quotes about fees
appearance fees miles
Chelsea Handler Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.
clients common fees
Abraham Lincoln As a general rule never take your whole fee in advance, nor any more than a small retainer. When fully paid beforehand, you are more than a common mortal if you can feel the same interest in the case, as if something was still in prospect for you, as well as for your client.
art fees
Aristophanes There's no art where there's no fee.
mean hours fees
Bruce Vilanch I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee.
games nursery fees
Eazy-E Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.
physicians fees cures
Benjamin Franklin Nature performs the cure, the physician takes the fee.
writing rose fees
Abel Ferrara With 'New Rose Hotel,' I knew that I was getting paid a $100,000 fee to write, produce, and direct, and that's all I was going to get.
numb fees borrowed
Anne Sexton Fee-fi-fo-fum - Now I'm borrowed. Now I'm numb.
lawyer fees
Clarence Darrow The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees.
doctors patient fees
Dario Fo Tidy fees are the most effective remedy, both for the doctor and the patient.
money fees fund
Steven Wright Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
pay fees
Suze Orman It pays to be a fee fiend.
husband regret fees
Evan Esar Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.
impossible fees improbable
Tessa Jowell The prospect of the UK without a BBC funded by the licence fee is anywhere between improbable and impossible.
funny enthusiasm fees
Kin Hubbard Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
fees psychoanalysis seems
Mason Cooley In psychoanalysis, only the fee is exactly what it seems to be.
stupid people fees
Mitt Romney I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much.
vocabulary-words ownership fees
Ryan Seacrest Equity, ownership, production fees, license fees: those are the vocabulary words that are exciting to me.
teacher good-teacher fees
William Ralph Inge Experience is a good teacher, but her fees are very high.