Moron Quotations

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.

'Cooking Lucky' is a show for guys - or girls - or really for anyone who is all thumbs in the kitchen and needs some help cooking meals that are so incredibly impressive they make it look like you've been slaving in the kitchen all day when in reality, they are so effortless to put together that even a moron can do it.

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.

George W. Bush: a person who is the ultimate outcome of the American condition. Someone promoted above ability because of circumstance and organisation and empathy. You don't have to be intelligent. A moron in a hurry could know that you don't prevent war by having a war.

To keep the edge, you just keep doing something new. I'm not gonna say that working is easy, but while I'm doing it, I'm just a happy little moron - that's how my girlfriend describes me. The fact that nothing might happen with those things is not the point. The point is, I'm doing new things, and I have a good feeling in my soul.

I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid.

Only morons start a business on a loan?

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron,

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.

You're calling the shots around here. I explained to this f------ moron more than two weeks ago, before I got sick ...

They want incendiary reactions. Why be a real journalist when you can call Alec Baldwin a moron and get a good photo of him smashing your head?

They want incendiary reactions, ... Why be a real journalist when you can call Alec Baldwin a moron and get a good photo of him smashing your head?

Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I don't need advice! Everyone can just stay out of my face!

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

I'm a monster, not a moron.

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.

Nature abhors a moron.

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.