Mules Quotations

My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.

My great-grandfather was a coal miner, who worked in Pennsylvania mines when carts were pulled by mules and mines were lit by candles. Mining was very dangerous work then.

I have opinions on everything. I'm a stubborn old mule. The biggest problem is keeping my mouth shut.

In Tennessee where I grew up, there were animals, farms, wagons, mules.

If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir.

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

Watching mules race is fun because you never know the outcome.

I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule.

When people are too comfortable, it is not possible to restrain them within the bounds of their duty? They may be compared to mules who, being accustomed to burdens, are spoilt by rest rather than labour.

It is my understanding that we almost lost the MULES because of the separation of the department.

We've mobilized our fleet of donkeys and mules and they'll trot off and carry the election materials up the mountain.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

It's a tough deal when you've got one quarterback. Brockway has been like one of those mules that carry people in and out of the Grand Canyon. We're working him to death. I'm sure he's tired, but it's been a great spring for him. He's learned a lot and he's really improved. Right now, I think we could win with Kevin Brockway.

It's a process that has never slowed. There are still provisions in there for how you have to stable your mules underground.

The biggest problem with mules is that most people aren't smart enough to be around them,

I've got a very willing group of pack mules here.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

He who has not an adventure has not horse or mule, so says Solomon.--Who is too adventurous, said Echephron,--loses horse and mule.

The shelf was filled with books that were hard to read, that could devastate and remake one's soul, and that, when they were finished, had a kick like a mule.

The government's like a mule, it's slow and it's sure; it's slow to turn, and it's sure to turn the way you don't want it.

All the mules have trotted down the mountains with their heavy loads. We're sending out helicopters to pick them up. We'll have a lot of material coming in today.

I've been trying to get Mr. Finchem to lengthen 5 and 7 and 14 and 18 - and he's being a mule,

I'm just a pack mule. I've played leads and I've played character roles. Any actress in Hollywood will tell you as your age climbs, the leads thin.

There's no education in the second kick of a mule

Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

A mule has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.

A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once.

God has given me a mule-like stubbornness to stick with a difficult problem and the intuitive powers to conceptualize complex hypothetical situations in my mind.

God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

In the world of mules there are no rules.

Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.

Alexander the Great and his mule driver both died and the same thing happened to both.

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.