Andy Rooney Quotations

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.