Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
government report watch
I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
cheap country government himself living man
There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and his family. But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
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As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.
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On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does
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I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
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Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in the world, and they got only one Vice-President and nobody has ever found anything for him to do.
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
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Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
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How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual?
government people dont-change
People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.
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There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.
government records awful
All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.
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The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.