Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since
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I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I don't belong to an organized political party, I'm a Democrat.
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We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory
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We can get mighty rich, but if we haven't got any friends, we will find we are poorer than anybody.
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We can get hot and bothered quicker over nothing, and cool off faster than nay nation in the world
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There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.
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He can take a batch of words and scramble them together and leaven them properly with a hunk of oratory and knock the White House door-knob right out of a candidate's hand.
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He is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.
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Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus 1.
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
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Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space