Rowan Atkinson Sarcastic Quotations

The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.