I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.
I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man.
Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it's called tel-lie-vision!
I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside.
I don't even deal with politics. I just don't believe in them. I think politics are politricks. My whole thing is power to the people. I don't put my faith in any one man. I keep my faith in God. That's where I keep my faith.
I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.
If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at.