Zsa Zsa Gabor Funny Quotations

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.