Joan Rivers Daughter Quotations

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

Having my daughter I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."