Bill Cosby Kids Quotations

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on games, games having to do with getting somewhere and heads blowing up. Everything is 'cut to the chase, cut to the chase.'

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh.

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.