Bill Watterson Hobbes Quotations

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Scientific Progress goes boink?

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.