We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.
Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
Reality continues to ruin my life.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself. Rather then trying to find out what the latest trend is, you should draw what is personally interesting.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Calvin and Hobbes