Dennis Miller House Quotations

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

The White House again refused to turn over discussions Vice President Cheney had with Enron officials over energy policy. Cheney said if he had to disclose every time some business donated a ton of money then came in to write its own policy to govern itself, he wouldn't get any work done.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.