Emo Philips Sex Quotations

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.

I learned about sex the hard way... from books.

Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life.

Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?