Greg Behrendt Mean Quotations

I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

I don't know" means "NO!" "I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation." "I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.