Homer Simpsons Quotations

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

The strong must protect the sweet.

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

Homer no function beer well without.