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funny-inspirational men married
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Carrie Snow
funny-inspirational thinking teeth
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? Carol Burnett
funny-inspirational knowledge men
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. Arthur Conan Doyle
funny-inspirational debugging bugs
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger Dijkstra
funny-inspirational food health
Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. Albert Einstein
funny-inspirational kings lunch
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. Adelle Davis
funny-inspirational self hair
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel. Danica McKellar
funny-inspirational children food
It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician. Meryl Streep
funny-inspirational fools-day april
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Fadiman
funny-motivational sometimes wonder
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous. Chelsea Handler
funny-motivational mean rocks
Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. Jim Carrey
funny-motivational math people
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Steven Wright
funny-motivational writing kids
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it...You have to let people see what you wrote. Tina Fey
top-management belief renewal
The biggest barriers to strategic renewal are almost always top management's unexamined beliefs. Gary Hamel
top-management people benefits
what's absolutely unforgivable is the financial benefit top management people get for laying off people. There is no excuse for it. No justification. This is morally and socially unforgivable, and we will pay a heavy price for it. Peter Drucker
top-management innovation challenges
Managing innovation will increasingly become a challenge to management, and especially to top management, and a touchstone of its competence.
top-management years europe
Top management as a function and as a structure was first developed by Georg Siemens (1839-1901) in Germany between 1870 and 1880, when he designed and built the Deutsche Bank and made it, within a very few years, into continental Europe's leading and most dynamic financial institution.
top-management tree owl
"Top" management is supposed to be a tree full of owls-hooting when management heads into the wrong part of the forest. I'm still unpersuaded they even know where the forest is. Robert Townsend
top-management people guy
The kind of people I look for to fill top management spots are the eager beavers, the mavericks. These are the guys who try to do more than they're expected to do - they always reach. Lee Iacocca
top-management leader decision
Unlike top management at Enron, exemplary leaders reward dissent. They encourage it. They understand that, whatever momentary discomfort they experience as a result of being told they might be wrong, it is more than offset by the fact that the information will help them make better decisions. Warren G. Bennis