Carrie Snow is an American stand-up comedian, comic writer known for writing for the television series Roseanne, and actor. Snow was also featured in the documentary The Aristocrats... (wikipedia)
Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.
No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Civilization is hideously fragile and there's not much between us and the horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
No day is too bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.