Robert Benchley Humor Quotations

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.

Streets full of water. Please Advise.

In Milwaukee last month a man died laughing over one of his own jokes. That's what makes it so tough for us outsiders. We have to fight home competition.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.