You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers
Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees
Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them
My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back
You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something
You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian
Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs
You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut
We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.