Stephen Wright Guy Quotations

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?