I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.