Jerry Seinfeld Ifs Quotations

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?