I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.
Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
The biggest laugh has to come at the end.
A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.