Karl Pilkington Idiot Quotations

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.