For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.
I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.