Groucho Marx Men Quotations

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

I hope they bury me near a strait man

He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is. You see, Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell hi.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.