John Madden Funny Quotations

When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.

They'll score if they can just get into the endzone.

Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there.

The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here.

In order for this team to win the game, the quarterback has to throw the ball.

If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I'd say that's a double loss.

I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.

Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.