Bob Hope Comedy Quotations

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.