Bob Hope House Quotations

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.